- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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