If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Tony Romo

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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