- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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