- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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