Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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One, two, three, four and five

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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