- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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