My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Men's rights

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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