Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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