- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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