the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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