69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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