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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

SHUT UP JP

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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