- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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