- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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