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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

You're a frog

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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