Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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