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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

every cloud has a silver lining

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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