Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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