- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

. . I am a whale

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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