A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Anti Joke

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