How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

penis?

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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