What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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womans having rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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