A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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