Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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A young baby died.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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