- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

every cloud has a silver lining

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Oh, go away

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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