how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Eric is gay Ha

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What does water smell like? water.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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