What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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