- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A dancer walks into a barre

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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