What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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