- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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