- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Charlie Sheen

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Women deserve equal rights.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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