how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Tunechi

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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