- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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