- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Dwarf Shortage

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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