- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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