What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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quantum physics?

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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