Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

He--Hey guys

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

penis. nuff said.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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