- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Tony Romo

knock knock Goodbye

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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