Knock knock... Home invasion

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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95556

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Indians

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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