- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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