- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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