- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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