Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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