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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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