- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

"Knock knock" Come in!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

God is real.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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