- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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