What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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