- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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