- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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