- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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