- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

womens rights

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Fat? Jesse Z

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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