Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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