- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.