- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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