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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Robin, get in the car!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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