- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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