- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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