- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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