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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's white and gluey Glue

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

why does the man appear fat he is

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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