A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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