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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What is older than history?

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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