Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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