- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Justin Bieber

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

guess what? bannanas

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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