- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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