Whats the defination of cruelty

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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