- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

quantum physics?

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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