- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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