- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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