- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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