- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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