What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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