- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Cancer

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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