- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Golf.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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