- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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