What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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