- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

knock knock i have diarrhea

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

David Cameron

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Grace Ackerson

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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