- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Phew... it's gone.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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