CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

like most people my age. im 27

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What has two legs? Half a cat

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Neither have I

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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