What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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