- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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