- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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