- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What page are you on The gay page.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A black man walks out of a police station

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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