When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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