What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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ejaculation JLR

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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