A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Golf.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Anti Joke

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