what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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miha kako si?

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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a man checks his mypsace

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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