Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

why does the man appear fat he is

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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