Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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hey guys im gay

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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