- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A Chinese man fails a math test

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Click here to end the world.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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