- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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