- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Blacks

quantum physics?

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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