- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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