Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Golf.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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