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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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