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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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