- Anti Joke

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.