What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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