- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.