Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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