What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Japan

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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