- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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