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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Yo Mama just died.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

My jeans

Why? Because.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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