Maths.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Dumb

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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