- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Whats green? The color green.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

No your aunties a joke

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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