- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

I'm homeless.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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