- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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