Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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how much fish could a chicken

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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