- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What page are you on The gay page.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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