what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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