whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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