- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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