- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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