Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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