- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

If life gives you lemonade.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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