- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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