- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

autistic kids rock

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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