Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

your life

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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