- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Blacks

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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