A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Sex

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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