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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Tilt your screen back

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

why are black people so fast? because there black

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Bark I'm a tree

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.