Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Tony Romo

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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