- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

there was once a jew

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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