- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

So this guy was making a sandwich...

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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