- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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