- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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