- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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