- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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