all these jokes are horrible now

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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