An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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