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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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