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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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