- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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