Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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