- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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