- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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