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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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