I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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12 in general

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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