A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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cory is gay

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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