- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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