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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Atheism

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What's white and black? Color blind.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

black people swimming

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What do we call Osama? Osama

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

dallen loves penis

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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