What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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justin beiber sucks

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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