Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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