- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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