Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

The Labour Party.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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