How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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