What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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The Labour Party.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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