- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What has two legs? Half a cat

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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