Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why are white people white? I don't know

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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