- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

how do you win a game try your best

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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