Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

im gay

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

women's rights.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

people magazine

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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