- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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