roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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fridge

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Your girlfriend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Anti Joke

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