Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Title IX

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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