Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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call me maybe.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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