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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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