- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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