- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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