- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's 9+10? 19

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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