A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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