A pope meets another one

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Coldpaly is a good band

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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