women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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My jeans

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civil rights

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Anti Joke

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