- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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