What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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hello anomonous

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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american idol

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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