- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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