What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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