Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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