"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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