- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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