- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

knock knock who's there? hope

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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