Beka has AIDS

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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