- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Good job, son.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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