- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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