Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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