- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A Serbian Film

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

nolan is gay

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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