- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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