- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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