- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Go away still nothing to see

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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