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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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