What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

whats brown and sticky a stick

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

A American seeking into mexico

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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