A gay man watches football.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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