- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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