Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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A lot eh?

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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