- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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