knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Knock Knock.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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