- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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