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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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