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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

bite me

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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