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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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