- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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