- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Donald Trump

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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