- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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