- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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